Best romantic dating sites

Anyone who chooses a dating site on the advice of a talking cow is probably upset that their own heifers are only interested in the physical aspect of their relationship.

Maybe it’s unfair for us to joke about farmer stereotypes, but this is a site that complains about city people and their “four dollar cups of coffee,” and asks users what kind of animals they raise. Vampersonals is the dating site for goths and bloodsuckers—whether users are just claiming to be vampires as an excuse to bite people or they actually think they’re nosferatu isn’t made clear. In addition to letting you browse its pale and clammy members roster, Vampersonals offers a variety of suggestions for the perfect gothic date, such as “discussing the frailty and futility of life as (you) sip aged wine.” Then when she’s drunk you bite her in the jugular, and from there it’s love.

Dating with Benefits is both the most honest dating site we’ve seen, and the saddest—an impressive contradiction.

DWB is where rich men looking for sexual favours and gold diggers on the hunt for their latest sugar daddy meet and mutually agree to suck all the romance out of their lives.

Again, there’s nothing wrong with trying to share a mutual interest—but if you can’t separate yourself from Lord Thunderdong, your level 85 shaman, then maybe romance shouldn’t be your first priority in life.

Date my Pet is, despite the name, not a bestiality site. But in a way, it’s even creepier—it’s a site for people who (platonically) love their pets so much that they come as a package in a relationship. Date My Pet.” “Get stood up by me because I had to stay home and make sure Mittens didn’t get lonely” is only implied.

The sugary profiles take a turn for the disturbing when you visit their “Pet Heaven” sections, where users talk about animals who are no longer with them.If the most erotic movie you’ve ever seen is and your idea of a hot first date is swapping DNA in the literal sense, then Scientific Match is the place for you.Members don’t meet people the old fashioned way, through conservation and shared experiences—they get their dates based on a compatibility analysis of their DNA.“Chances are increased that you’ll love the natural body fragrance of your matches.” Wait, is this secretly a dating site for people who refuse to use deodorant?isn’t fit for normal human interaction—they need their own special dating site, where their unwashed pallor won’t spook the regular people.

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